By all means... MARRY!

TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

> >> I recently read that love
> >> is
> >> entirely a matter of chemistry.
> >> That must be
> >> why,
> >> my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> >> David Bissonette.
> >>
> >> When a man steals your wife,
> >> there is no better revenge
> >> than to let him keep her.
> >> Sacha Guitry .
> >>
> >> After marriage,
> >> husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
> >> they just can't face each other,
> >> but, still they stay together.
> >> Hemant Joshi.
> >>
> >> By all means marry.
> >> If you get a good wife,
> >> you'll be happy.
> >> If you get a bad one,
> >> you'll become a philosopher.
> >> Socrates.
> >>
> >> Woman inspires us to great things,
> >> and prevents us from achieving them.
> >> Dumas.
> >>
> >> The great question...
> >> which
> >> I have not been able to answer...
> >> is,
> >> "What does a woman want?
> >> Sigmund Freud.
> >>
> >> I had some words with my wife,
> >> and
> >> she had some paragraphs with me.
> >> Anonymous.
> >>
> >> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
> >> We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week.
> >> A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
> >> She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
> >> Henry Youngman.
> >>
> >> "I don't worry about terrorism.
> >> I was married for two years."
> >> Sam Kinison.
> >>
> >> "There's a way of transferring funds
> >> that is even faster than electronic banking.
> >> It's called marriage."
> >> James Holt McGavran.
> >>
> >> " I've had bad luck with both my wives.
> >> The first one left me
> >> and
> >> the second one didn't."
> >> Patrick Murray.
> >>
> >> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
> >> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
> >> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
> >> Nash.
> >>
> >> The most effective way
> >> to remember
> >> your wife's birthday is
> >> to forget it once...
> >> Anonymous.
> >>
> >> You know what I did before I married?
> >> Anything I wanted to.
> >> Henny Youngman.
> >>
> >> My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
> >> Then we met.
> >> Rodney Dangerfield.
> >>
> >> A good wife
> >> always forgives
> >> her husband
> >> when she's wrong.
> >> Milton Berle.
> >>
> >> Marriage
> >> is
> >> the only war where
> >> one
> >> sleeps with the enemy.
> >> Anonymous .
> >>
> >> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
> >> "Wife wanted".
> >> Next day he received a hundred letters.
> >> They all said the same thing:
> >> "You can have mine."
> >> Anonymous.
> >>
> >> First Guy (proudly):
> >> "My wife's an angel!"
> >> Second Guy
> >> "You're lucky, mine's still alive."